101 Hounds


Uncle Sam's hounding of Commoner America continues unabated.

With a black cat shrieking in the background, a slack-jawed, sleepy-eyed hound lying down on the carpet, and a big black pot of porridge in the middle of the den, the agents huddled around the pot as one of their servants handled the ladle and began serving the porridge. The agents knew that they had very important assignments on their agenda which involved the security of our nation, and catching the most dangerous criminals and terrorists, but they didn't really want to tackle the difficult tasks that they swore an oath to undertake, so they decided to let loose the hundred hounds in the kennel and "Slackjaw" to harass law-abiding American dissidents, protesters, loyal oppositionists and anyone upholding their 1st Amendment rights to oppose the government's policies. The agents laughed as they knew it was all a waste of time as it pertained to their mission, but they weren't too concerned about that as long as Uncle Sam looked the other way and paid their salaries anyway. The agents, with "Slackjaw" walking behind, finished their porridge and went out to the kennels; they then let the hundred hounds loose -- on "Commoner America."

[revised on 1/26/10 & 2/28/15]

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